"The Pelini Obsession Disorder" (POD):A pathological fixation on a person who coaches a college sport. The afflicted individual(s) may cyber stalk forums to express their unhealthy preoccupation. Epidemiological studies have found regional epidemics in localities such as NE and ND, where there is little to distract them from their disorder. Living in your mama's basement is noted to be a strong risk factor.
