I know it's nuts, but hear me out.
He's got to transfer anyway, if JT recovers in time, I doubt he can win the job back from him. So why not come dominate at a lower division? Here are some reasons it's plausible (okay maybe plausible is a strong word)
1) Tressel connection, Tressel recruited him, maybe he could sell him on the merits of being a penguin.
2) Guaranteed starting job.
3) Basically guaranteed national championship (well... that may be the most disputable)
Yes, it's totally ridiculous but at least fun to think about, mostly because of the Tressel thing.
I think if we can get it some traction on social media and a little momentum we can get this to turn into a legitimate albeit ridiculous discussion in mainstream sports news.
I know all the reasons it wouldn't work... what we need is more reasons it COULD work! Here's our opportunity for a grass roots revitalization of the program!